Beistle Green Top Hat Green Standard

By A Mystery Man Writer

It's almost physically impossible to frown while wearing this Green Top Hat. The hat was designed by St Patrick's Day fairies to make you feel 40% happier and 75% more inclined to act like a wacky goof at your next party. (The existence of fairies and percentages listed may not be based on actual scientific evidence). If you like having fun, then you need to wear this hat.